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Can't sleep, too early, WTF

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Can't sleep, too early, WTF

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I wuish my iPhone was the I in iPhone stood for solar panel phone the sun is our friend sol invictus

SUN POWERED PHONE basically

And may be a all pardt electric eel farming power cos like in the matrix only eels not brainz

I could eat a pigs face sammich twice over now with only with seeded mustard

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Gears of war by mefadeh could be best song ever

Hi fucking dacebok facebook vookface I love you I've neglected you like a royals bitch facedoustache carcass bird. Like a crane or a finch a plague finch .
Seriously I had to remember how to Fi ish a sentence then like wtb a. Fill stop

Did I mention a for an iPhone a think that Jada that's why I can't talk I proivabyl seem less or more drink Than I am ai all I know is I wanna break ainto a stationary store and take a shit on the counter than wipe my ass on with the fancy paper.

Thtk you for being my friend
Derive you down the road and back again
My heart is true your a criend And a confidanttttt

And if you theew a part y
You would see
The biggest a gift would be from me

And the card attached wousld au say
Thank you for veigng my grienddddddd

Hangs the golden bitch theme

Estelleeeeeeee Getty. ??

Pale horse led by a peailentman
Wash me in blood and let me be
Erhe first born of the dead

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This thing doesn't let me read actual posts on lj,? WTF

ANYWAY IM GOING TO VANUATU WILL WE BACK IN 8 DAYS TIME

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 Why the fuck did regurgitator add me on facebook.

how did they find me on facebook

why would they think i like their shit

sure i bought that silver coloured album back in like fucken 1998 or some shit but who didnt? i mean it was pretty good i'm sure lots of people did

but how would they know i bought it

besides they havn't had anything good since then

and looking back that album was shit anyway

i'm sure it was just a phase i went through where i liked techno pop bullshit about robots and shit

fuck you regurgitator

thinking you're so cool cos you're on facebook

i'm not having you guys as a friend

fuck off regurgitator

fuck off cos you're bullshit little men with bullshit little men ideas

k thx

feed me

come on and feed me

cos everybody loves a chubby dude

Firstly, what happened to all those signs that used to change? like the ones with all the little 3 sided prisms and they'd rotate every 20 seconds or so. They were such a big hit in the 80's!

There'd be like 'Winfield Reds' then 'Stanley Claret Cask Wine' then 'Benson and Hedges Extra Mild Hard Packet' or perhaps swap any one of those out for 'Mad Barrys!'.

Fuck the 80's were awesome.

NO secondly.

Righteo, this could be story of the year.

Serbian vampire hunters rammed a wooden stake through the heart of former dictator Slobodan Milosevic to stop him 'returning from the dead'.

Vampire hunters wishing to prevent Slobodan Milosevic rising from his grave will now have to deal with security guards posted to prevent them driving a stake through his heart and thereby thwarting any ambitions the Serbian dicatator may have for a Dracula-style political comeback.

THE BODY of Slobodan Milosevic, the late president of Serbia and butcher of the Balkans, has suffered the indignity of having a wooden stake driven through the heart in a ritual "vampire exorcist" attack.

I hope so hard that this is true.

Happy Saint PatRICK JAMES, BITCH! DAY

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West End /Highgate Hill is kind of like the ghetto. Its kind of like Brisbane's version of Compton, or south central LA, I like the idea that its kind of like Farmington from tv's The Shield.

Last week some people next door had an argument.. This dude wanted to throw his girlfriend off their 2nd story balcony and another guy who lived in the house with the girlfriend wanted him not to do that particular thing. There was some kind of argument and then the boyfriend cold slashed the dudes tyres and smashed most of his lights:



Then the next day the boyfriend turned up with an umbrella and kicked in the dudes bedroom door and then hell of shouted the C word all up and down the street, it was pretty crazy.

Anyway this morning I took a pic of a dude wearing a business suit and riding a bike to work:



Kind of reminded us of Michael Bluth from TV's arrested development, when he has to ride the bike to work in the 40 degree heat because they took his car.

So it seems that the area that I live in is kind of like a combination of the OC area of Arrested Development and South Central of The Shield.

Oh heres some fireworks that I took from our loungeroom:



Fireworks, or it could have been from some turf war, the Los Mags brassing up some rival gang?

hah

ugh

New Years is only 5 days away. There will be drinks at our house (HIGHGATE HILL). So pop over on Sunday arvo won't you?

Its close to THE CITY, SOUTHBANK and the top of highgate hill which has a park where fireworks can be watched from if thats your go.

My go is getting fucking destroyed while cranking some ill tunes. So that will be provided for too.

Whenever I think my day at work is going shit, I think.. "It can't be any worse than Fiona's"

Because she has to share an office with this little fellow:



Yes its waving with its little leaf arm, and yes its got cherries for feet.